Thursday, April 24, 2008

Completely tragic

I've already lamented in this space the failure of the average American to read a bloody book. But apparently, I overlooked to the extent to which the average American can't write a bloody word either.

To all friends and readers who are or plan to become teachers. If one of your students ever includes a smiley or an LOL in one of their assignments, please introduce me to them as one of your "graders" and let me burn their work before their eyes and you stand by and do nothing. Seriously, folks. If this is true, drastic measures must be taken.

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