My general wish to be a magazine journalist instead of a lawyer is only heightened when I read amusing features like this.
If you ask me, out of the ones I've visited, the ranking is Magnolia > Buttercup > Sugar Sweet Sunshine. But you can't really go wrong. And on deck for this weekend: Sprinkles! Swoon.
Ahem. Yes. I mean, Sprinkles and...looking at chicks. Hot chicks. With breasts. Yeah. Very manly.